2P!F.A.C.E. x Reader - Lost and Found (Part 1)

"I don't want a cupcake right now Oliver. Maybe when I get off the phone."

"AL! Can't you see I'm on the phone?!"

"Francis, didn't you hear what I just said to Al?! Go fuck with someone else!"

"Not now Matt. I'll be in bed in a little while, I promise."

Those 4 sentences always left your mouth. It has been a whole week since the family visited your family. One day, you started talking on the phone and going out at the wee hours of the night and to be honest, it was pissing Matt right the fuck off(so to speak). Your hair was disheveled and your eyes brimmed with tiredness. And when you weren't on the phone, you were gone until 5 a.m.. You'd sleep for an hour and as soon as the phone rang, you'd jump like lightening. Matt was thinking as to go as far as to cut your legs off and keep you in the basement.

Right now, you were writing down words someone on the phone was saying. Matt was on the couch(as always) watching the hockey game, Al and Francis went out for the night, and Oliver(as usual) was making cupcakes.

"OK,... so... I'll meet you at Cafe Sweden at 9:30 correct?" you asked.

Matt's eyes grazed over you. Who could you possibly be talking to?

"Alright! 9:30 at Cafe Sweden. I'll see you there Kevin, bye bye~!" you said with your cute voice. That only meant one thing.

"I'll be back tonight, guys." you said as you grabbed your purse.

"Kuma!" ordered Matt. The wolf leaped from the stairs and stood in front of the door, growling menacingly.

"Matt!" you whined. "Come on! Call off your beast, I need to go! It's really important!!"

"You've been saying that for a fucking week! You've been in and out of this house back and forth and your on the phone all the goddamn time! Do you realize that ever since we met your family, we haven't fucked! AT ALL LIKE YOU FUCKING PROMISED!! There are only 3 things I need to survive on: coffee, maple syrup, and you. And I am NOT losing you to some fuckass! Speaking of fuckass, WHO THE FUCK IS KEVIN!!!!" (AN: Wow Matt. Karkat much?//shot and stabbed)

Matt breathed heavily while you stood calmly.

"Are you done?" you asked. He sighed and nodded.

"OK," you started, "first, I've been busy because of this new found information that impacts me. Second, you also can't live without air, meat, pancakes, animals, and the urge to kill. Third, Kevin is an old friend of mine from middle school. He has a wife and 3 kids. Remember, I invited him to our wedding. You even spoke to him."

Matt's eyes widened and he scratched the back of his neck. "Oh..." You sighed, obviously annoyed. You picked up Kuma and threw him at Matt. "Don't wait up for me."

And with that you left, leaving Matt and Oliver dumbfounded. "She's hiding something I know it!" shout Matt. "We all know that but I'm as to curious why she'd go to great lengths to keep it a secret." said Oliver. Matt let out an outraged shout(FUS RO DAH!!//nuked). "We're following her!" Before Oliver could object, Matt grabbed him by the collar and threw him into the truck. "W-wait! M-My-My cupcakes!" "My sex life is more important than your girly, dickless cupcakes!!"


------------------------------------------------Time Skip brought to you by Oliver's Dickless Cupcakes! They'll make a woman out of you! Warning! Side effects may include: growing of breasts, you dick shriveling, feminine actions, leg hair to stops growing, and dying of absolute embarrassment------------------------------------

You drove up to Cafe Sweden and saw Kevin. You smiled and sat with him. "Hey babe. Nice that you could make it." You giggled, loving the feel of Kevin's fingertips gliding against your skin. "I wouldn't miss this for the world~."


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"I knew it! I knew it! I FUCKING KNEW IT!!!" shouted Matt, hiding in his truck close to the cafe window where you and Kevin were sitting. "Knew what? We've only been here for about 5 minutes." asked Oliver. "DID YOU SEE HOW THEY FUCKING LEANED INTO EACH OTHER?! 3 KIDS AND A WIFE MY ASS!!!" shouted Matt. "Will you lower your voice?" whispered Oliver. "Your going to blow our cover." Matt made loud hmph sound and grumbled silently.






10 hours later...

Matt was staring intently at the window that showed you two. It was 4:35 a.m. and you guys looked tired and disappointed. Oliver had long since fell asleep. Every time a spark lightened in your eyes, it would die out. Looking at the time, Matt decided you weren't doing anything and drove home. Unbeknownst to him, and you and Kevin had just got up to leave the cafe.

"Another dead day..." you sighed, walking out of the cafe.

Kevin smiled. "Don't worry _____. We'll try again next week."

"Next week?"

"Yeah, my schedule's booked. Lisa wants me to spend time with the family and she's feeling kind of unwanted the way I've been spending time with you."

"Wow. Matt's probably just gonna yell at me again. God, I'm really stupid."

Kevin grabbed your shoulders. "Hey, don't say that. We just have to keep trying."

You snapped. "Well, what if they turn out to be dead?! Then what?! What if they're dead and we spent days and hours wasting our time and Matt will never talk to me again because I'm terrible, ugly, and stupid-!"

SMACK

You felt your cheek as it tingled and stung. You looked at Kevin, who was shaking.

"So what?" he asked. "So what if they were dead?! It still would be better knowing who they were!!"

You looked down. "Kev,... I'm sorry..."

"Don't apologize to me. Apologize to the promise you broke."

"Promise...?"

"Remember? You promised you wouldn't berate yourself anymore. In Connecticut."

You shivered. You wished to forget those things that happened in Connecticut. They brought out the bad in you.

"Your married to Matt now. You said yourself that you couldn't be happier being with him. So... so don't let something like this push you over the edge..."

You were in tears as you felt Kevin's tall, buff form hug you tightly. He leaned down and kissed your forehead. "Listen. Go home, hug you husband, get cleaned, and get some rest. I'll call if I hear anything new. OK?"

You just nodded. "Do you want a ride?" he asked. "No. I'll walk. I have some thinking to do."

Kevin nodded and drove away.

You sighed, stared at the sunrise, and started your walk home.


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The family sat down to eat breakfast. Matt looked towards the door occasionally and so would even Francis. It was 8:00 a.m. and you still hadn't come back from the cafe and they were really starting to worry. The cafe was only 10 minutes down the road.

"Please,... come home..." Oliver whimpered.

As if on cue, _____ stumbled into the house. Oliver lunged over the table and tackled you; only rocking her back and forth. "_____! I'm so happy!! I thought I'd never see you again!! Don't ever worry me like that again, young lady or we're installing the chip!!" Oliver scolded.

"I'm sorry. I didn't mean to." You said smiling meekly.

You pulled Oliver off of you and sat on the couch.

"Matt, could you come here for a sec?"

Matt went into the living room and sat on the spot where you patted. Both of you sat in silence for awhile.

"Matt, how can you love me?"

"W-What?"

"How can someone like you, who is so wonderful and sexy in every way, end up with someone so lousy, bitchy, annoying, ugly, stupid, retarde-!"

Matt forced pressed lips against you. Your eyes widened but you sunk into the kiss, feeling Matt's hands feel you up. He pulled back and looked at you seriously.

"_____, you are the most sexiest, badass woman I've ever met. I'm the one who should be you that question. I mean your smart and funny and talented and I'm just a monster with an asshole complex. I don't know what's gotten into you that you would ask a stupid ass question like that, but just remember I'm here(and so is the rest of this shitbag family) and you can talk to me or whatever."

He looked down at your form to see shimmering droplets. He was going to say something else but you stopped him.

"M-Matt...?"

"Yeah, maple leaf...?"

"Can I please have a hug?"

As much as Matt hated them, he really wanted to give you one. Plus, you never went out and asked for hugs, either they were given to you or you kept to yourself.

Matt hesitantly hugged you as you cried into his shoulder. Matt picked you up bridal style.

"Come on. Your tired and could use a nap." Matt informed.

You only nodded.

Matt carried you into his bed and laid you down. Oh, how you missed your bed. You pulled Matt into bed with you as you shifted under the covers. Matt was going to refuse but yawned loudly. Maybe he could catch a few Z's before he went to work.

Matt reluctantly laid down with you and felt his own eyes drift off.